Went to a meeting the other day and the whole time I was fighting despartely stay awake. The room was dim, perfectly cold, and I was lacking my favorite accessory. Coffee. I was ready to climb onto the table, curl up in the fruit basket, and take a nap. Kitty style.
“Don’t worry guys, I’m a hard sleeper, continue with your meeting”.
Instead of devoting myself to my cat nap I spent an hour trying to hold onto the light of day.
During the break I ran to get some coffee cause your girl wasn’t about the awake life.
I’m so gettin Starbucks on the way home.